Is Conrad Hilton the World’s biggest Douchebag?
As a site run by millenials, for millenials, it breaks our heart at WhateverLife to see one of our own acting like such a complete and total Douchebag. In case you’re living under a rock, Conrad Hilton (or as we affectionately refer to him around the office “Cuntrag” Hilton), younger and apparently even dumber brother of celebucunt savant Paris Hilton recently flew commercial and acted like a complete jack fuck to the passengers and flight attendants alike. Conrad apparently called the plane’s passengers “peasants”, allegedly stating he could “fucking own anyone on this flight”.
During his pussy ass rant, Cuntrag was quoted as shouting things like “I will fucking rip through you.” and “I am going to fucking kill you.” (as if that pussy Conrad could actually kill anyone). In the bathroom, he supposedly attempted to disable the smoke detector numerous times and then tried to smoke. When flight attendants tried to stop his pansy ass, he shouted out “I could get you all fired in five minutes. I know your boss! My father will pay this out. He has done it before. Daddy dad paid $300,000 last time.”
Bill Maher went off on Cuntrag in his show a few weeks bag and had us cracking up in this hysterical rant. Check it out!
On March 4, Cuntrag plead guilty to assault. Bet Daddy’s lawyers pre-arranged a plea deal on that one. Read more on the pleading here: